Couple of weeks back when my elder sis was back in town she decided to find out more about this investment savings thingy that UOB was promoting … so we had a chat with the “Personal Banker” at the UOB branch here at Bukit Batok. My sis had some reservation about the interest rate structure and kinda commented on it … and this not too old “Personal Banker” went on with her very confident tone … “we have done our surveys, we know blar blar blar … if you talk to the professionals they will tell u the same thing … blar blar blar …”
In my mind I was thinking … this is the kind of personal banking expertise that they can offer , no doubt this is at a heartland area, but f*** they assume that people will just shut up if they tell u WE’RE THE PROFESSIONALS buy valtrex medication !!!! … yah …we’re supposed to be drop on our knees and go … “Wah! We’re not worthy …we will not question …. “
Then came the priceless moment when my sister handed the banker her namecard … “Oh … IMF ah … “
Anyway, why I’m writing about her today … the banker called me when I was driving home just now … she was trying to contact my sister and she had no idea how to make an IDD call … so I told her … use your IDD extension … like 001, 002 depending what your office is using … then the country code, area code then the number. And she went … “do you know what IDD are we using in the office huh?” … OMG! Jaw drop … how the hell am i suppose to know???