Monthly Archives: July 2005

Drunk & Out

Drunk & Out

Was at Oriental Hotel for drinks with wife … kinda got knocked out by the vodka … went to the toilet to try to pee then felt kinda dizzy … the next thing i know … I was sleeping on the toilet floor! *damn* i fainted again!!! … Got back to the car to rest as I was freezing in the bar, felt asleep for a while. Woke up … puked all over the floor beside my car. Once I was better, generic of valtrex name started the engine and move off to another parking lot for obvious reason. Came a BMW 6 Series young punk, parked at my lot … we were watching … he got out … probably stepped on the puke … then went around checking all his wheels … wahahahahah … evil.

Today is the day things doesn’t work

Today is the day things doesn’t work

Shit always comes in parts … but at least the good thing was it wasn’t my shit.

first was discovering Singapore mobile site suddenly decided to konk out for no reason (of course I still believe that some smart guy did something to it) … then was finding out that the page views for MY was super inflated because of some other smart guy decided to stamp the network logout page with the same spaceid as MY. So I’m like over reporting a good extra 3 million generic valtrex at walmart page views to sales … and there goes my KPI since I wanted to push it up from 4 million to 6 million by this quarter … so now I have a got a really big gap to fill … wahahahaha … then comes the 3rd smart guy decided to register for 40 email accounts and triggered a DOD blocking our IP address from access Singapore and Asian mail sign-up page. And there was panic … yah .. the weak ones goes OMG!!!! wahahahaha

Por vs Praise

Por vs Praise

i think it’s good for boss to praise his subordinates for work well done … it’s part of the “motivation” process. But for the subordinate to praise the boss for being smart, that’s outright LC por-ing.

Shoes

Shoes

Went back to my folks place last nite to fix up their new exercise bike (stupid bike took me more than an hour to fix) … anyway … on my way up, there was a pair of old Bata school shoes throw in the lift. Inside my head I was like cursing which idiot come and throw shoes in the lift, but the min the lift door close, i felt a chill in my heart and I could feel the hair on my arms standing. I think I wasn’t alone!!!

Personal Banker Wannabe

Personal Banker Wannabe

Couple of weeks back when my elder sis was back in town she decided to find out more about this investment savings thingy that UOB was promoting … so we had a chat with the “Personal Banker” at the UOB branch here at Bukit Batok. My sis had some reservation about the interest rate structure and kinda commented on it … and this not too old “Personal Banker” went on with her very confident tone … “we have done our surveys, we know blar blar blar … if you talk to the professionals they will tell u the same thing … blar blar blar …”

In my mind I was thinking … this is the kind of personal banking expertise that they can offer , no doubt this is at a heartland area, but f*** they assume that people will just shut up if they tell u WE’RE THE PROFESSIONALS buy valtrex medication !!!! … yah …we’re supposed to be drop on our knees and go … “Wah! We’re not worthy …we will not question …. “

Then came the priceless moment when my sister handed the banker her namecard … “Oh … IMF ah … “

Anyway, why I’m writing about her today … the banker called me when I was driving home just now … she was trying to contact my sister and she had no idea how to make an IDD call … so I told her … use your IDD extension … like 001, 002 depending what your office is using … then the country code, area code then the number. And she went … “do you know what IDD are we using in the office huh?” … OMG! Jaw drop … how the hell am i suppose to know???

Bird Brain Parents

Bird Brain Parents

Got back from work, was just downstairs at the lobby checking mailbox when I heard this mother screaming at the top of her voice at her little girl (probably like primary 3). Gist of it it was that she was complaining about how heavy the girl’s school bag was and questioning why the girl insisted on bring this don’t know what thing. The little girl answered that her teacher wanted her to bring and submit it. I suppose it’s some super heavy textbook or what.

The bird brain mother kinda toned generic valtrex blue pill down when she notice that I was around but that didn’t stop her from scolding the girl when we were in the lift. Then came the best part … she told the little girl …. “If your teacher want you to bring it to school, ask your teacher to write me a letter! Girl ah! You hear me? Ask your teacher to write me a letter!”

And of course all this while the dead meat ear husband din say a single word … as though nothing was happening ….

WAH RAO!!!!