Snippets of various conversations …
The Businessman (a.k.a The Parrot)
Repeating after the Speaker
(with eyes closed + very satisfied look on the face) No one … no one will give you such a performance bond except us …. because we don’t believe in making money
Web Hosting Expert entered the room (this is the classic)
Who are you?
The Web Hosting Expert (also see here)
When asked where are his servers …
Err … somewhere in US … is it Dallas?
When asked how many racks has he got …
One rack? Half Rack?
Ah … yah yah yah
When asked what kind of bandwidth is he having …
Err … (look left … look right) … this one I not too sure because another guy is handling it.
When asked why he decided to do a web hosting business …
Err … because i like valtrex order online networking stuff
The Man … The Speaker
On performance bond again
No one … no one will give you such a performance bond except us …. we not only compensate your customers … we even compensate YOU in cash
The day he thought using the word clustering is cool …
I plan to cluster all the servers in different parts of the world (Confirmed! He knows shit about clustering)
On why clustering is important ….
We had a few server at The Planet … it was discovered that one of the server was hosting a Al Qaeda website planning to put a nuclear bomb somewhere … so the FBI confiscated all the servers and we lost everything. That’s why I believe clustering is important. (Holy cow … terrorism doesn’t get any more real than this)